Liquid Plumber commercials are super sexual…just saying…

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So far anyone who has seen them thinks I’ve lost my mind…but I maintain that these are the coolest sneakers I’ve owned since the ones that used to light up when you stomped around I had as a kid!

So far anyone who has seen them thinks I’ve lost my mind…but I maintain that these are the coolest sneakers I’ve owned since the ones that used to light up when you stomped around I had as a kid!

8:40PM...yes, as in I'm getting ready for bed when:
  • Me: Holler (after 7pm, this is an acceptable way to answer a clients call)
  • Client with no boundaries: Uh, where the hell are you???
  • Me: I'm sorry?
  • CWNB: WHERE. THE. HELL. ARE. YOU??
  • Me: Umm, I'm sorry are you having a seizure?
  • CWNB: Why is no one at your office?!
  • Me: because it's almost 9pm...? Am I missing something?
  • CWNB: F*^#+]%[>€!!!!!! *click*
  • Something tells me tomorrow is going to be a wonderful day...
Men…

Men…

So I just got an little groupon thing in my email for Beekeeping Class. Not gonna lie…I’d be down, just to wear the cool little outfit and stand there BEE-ing all invincible…to the bees.


myrm:

  • Dad was sent back to the ICU to monitor his kidneys. Since he also has diabetes, they are making sure he doesn’t have renal failure from the coronary bypass surgery.
  • My sister is coming in and although I’m effin ecstatic about it, I can’t help but be nervous that she booked the first flight in.

I love you very much and everything is going to be a-ok. Just remember…say the word…first flight…and I’ll make sure to make a stop at duty free…

Rest in peace, sweet baby girl….No words: Ayelet Yakira Galena Z”L

ayeletgalena:

With unstoppable tears and broken hearts we regret to announce that last night around 5AM, after hours of fighting and holding on, our precious Ayelet - the heart of our world, the light and strength for so many, could not fight any more.

She is gone.

She put up a serious fight, but her lungs collapsed, her blood pressure dropped and the blood could not get to her huge heart.

Baruch Dayan Emes. Her life, her strength, a blessing to so many.

I’m turning 27 a week from tomorrow…

I’m feeling kind of haggard…

The good news is I get to see myrm  in precisely 6 days.

Single again. 2 years and I have to start over once more. Thank heaven I have my little Mia to give my kisses…

Single again. 2 years and I have to start over once more. Thank heaven I have my little Mia to give my kisses…

Thanks uverse. It was either I continue staring at the wall or I do something chiller like take a bath. Last time I did that was with myrm….
Forced relaxation…

Thanks uverse. It was either I continue staring at the wall or I do something chiller like take a bath. Last time I did that was with myrm….
Forced relaxation…

This just isn’t my week…and now my Internet and tv have to be out? Why me?!

This just isn’t my week…and now my Internet and tv have to be out? Why me?!

Whoever came up with the name of this port o potty company is a damn genius…
Pot-o-Gold
That’s what’s up.

Whoever came up with the name of this port o potty company is a damn genius…
Pot-o-Gold
That’s what’s up.

Ok I’ve been at work since 4:30 this morning and this is legit the first time I laughed all day! 





myrm:

Concordia library building
Ok I’ve been at work since 4:30 this morning and this is legit the first time I laughed all day!

myrm:

Concordia library building

Mia is ready for some trick o treatin!

Mia is ready for some trick o treatin!

Patrick Jane is my dream man

But I’m already knocked up by Seely Booth…

Life is good.

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